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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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You always give your best and inspire others to do likewise. That you are appreciated should come as no surprise. Your kind of leadership skills is a talent, that's true. One that's appreciated and valued. It's good working for, and with, you. Happy Boss's Day.
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Forget health clinics and gyms. s.. is the best cure. One good night of s.. and your problems are gone.
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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I hope there will be some good news and some good profits, and people will realize we have a lot of outstanding executives, and a lot of companies that are doing a good job, and those are good companies to invest in.
Don Nickles
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Thank you for waking me up. A warm good morning, after sweet dreams of last night. wish you a good day with good morning.
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I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD...I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it.
Jim Morrison
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A friend is like a good bra: close to your heart, hard to find, and supportive.
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Do all the good you can and create a life that feels good on the inside, not one that just looks good on the outside. It is inner beauty which matters most.
Anil Kumar Sinha
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God doesnt do good things for us because we are good and we deserve them. He does good things for us because He is good and loves us.
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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