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Funny Goofy Quotes & Sayings
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I had a girlfriend forever and I'm just recently sort of getting back into the dating world, so I have my own issues to deal with. I guess it can be difficult. It can be difficult [but] not because of the type of character I play. I don't really worry about people thinking of me as the 'pie guy' and not wanting to date me because they think I'm a loser or s..ually inept. It's more about, Is the girl into you because you're cool and because she likes you and because she's able to separate you from your work? Or is my film work or recognition a distraction to her, or something she's not able to put aside? Is that the only reason she likes me? Those questions that come into play, not so much my concern over being perceived as a bumbling, goofy guy.
Jason Biggs
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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