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Funny Guy Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have s.. with you.
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new lies. I just cant choose.
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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
Seth Macfarlane
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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Did it hurt when you fell from the top of the whor.. tree and banged every guy on the way down?
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He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.
Marlon Brando
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Tall, blue-eyed, tatted, long hair, funny, respectful, faithful, easy-going.. If I can find a guy with all that, I might get married.
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I think a guy should tell a girl he loves her first. I've heard so many stories of girls dropping the L-bomb first, and it just catches a guy off guard. He's uncomfortable. You never want to say to a guy, 'I love you,' and he says, 'thanks.' Just hold out. If you guys fall in love, he will tell you he loves you eventually.
Giuliana Rancic
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I look around me at all the girls who are always talking about how hot this guy or that guy is, and then I look at you. No one's whispering or giggling about you. You're not the hottest guy in school, but I fell in love with you anyway. I fell in love with you because of your laugh, and your smile, and your voice, and the way you walk and sit and stand, and the way I feel when I'm around you, and because you're my best friend. The fact that your pretty good looking helps, but I fell in love with the person you are. I can't tell you this, cause it might ruin our friendship, but you'll always be the hottest guy in the world to me.
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Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
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Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
Dave Letterman
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'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.
Colin Hanks
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
Ted Allen
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Sorry that guy who didn't want to have s.. with you didn't turn out to be gay.
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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy Davenport
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Today, I stopped to think...to think about us. To think about what we could of had. To think about how different my life would be right now...if only you were next to me. I then got sad. Sad of the fact that I know that you haven't stopped to think about me. Sad of knowing that she's probably in your arms. Sad of knowing that you never shared the same feeling. I looked up, and smiled. Smiled because thanks to your indifference, I found the most amazing guy. I found a guy who loves me with his all. A guy who's willing to do anything for me. A guy who I can call my boyfriend.
Mayra Piedra
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I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
Seann William Scott
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What's the difference between the IQ of a stupid guy and one of a mosquito? About 5 points. How do you even the score? Kill the mosquito.
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