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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
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I remember going to gym class one day and there was all kinds of profanity written all over my gym locker...Just mine. And it just said the most horrendous, awful things, ranging from s..ual orientation to race to religion to social status. And it sticks with you and it hurts. And I went home and I cried. I didn't want to go to school.
Lady Gaga
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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Yoga has trimmed my body in a way that the gym never could. I used to be a gym rat, but I switched to yoga and am now almost 10 pounds lighter. One important thing I've gotten from yoga is breathing. When I'm cooking, the top part of my body collapses down. It cuts off my diaphragm.
Giada De Laurentiis
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Take a guy like Phil Collins, for instance. He's known as a pop-rock artist, but some of his music is so amazingly funky. I think people forget that you can actually do a certain style of music, but flavor it with all of your influences. You don't have to be a one-trick pony and stick to one thing in particular. I think that's the beauty of Gym Class Heroes. We've always been able to incorporate all of the influences that we have as fans of music and composers of music.
Gym Class Heroes
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I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..
Pauly D
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I remember the first time I realized I wanted to write songs and its really funny. I was watching a Fruity Pebbles commercial and Barney Rubble started rapping and I figured if he could do it, I could do it too. My is Barney and Im here to say, I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way He doesnt even have ears! (laughs)
Gym Class Heroes
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Feeling bad for someone who fasts is like feeling bad for someone who exercises. You wouldn't go to someone who's really fit and goes to the gym every day and say 'Wow, I feel so bad for you. You have to go the gym every day? That must be so hard. Are you sure that's healthy? How many miles do you run? Oh you poor thing! And you don't eat any unhealthy food? Wow, but you can have ice cream right? Seriously?! Not even ice cream? Wow that's crazy I can't believe you do that to yourself.'
Unknown
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I've never been to the gym. I do nothing.
Adriana Lima
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There's nothing better than getting up and going right to the gym.
Kim Kardashian
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