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Funny Happy Bithday Quotes & Sayings
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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
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Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I want to wish you a Happy Birthday.
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Half of being happy is being happy with what you've got, the other half is being happy no matter what.
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.
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I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.
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But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
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You don't have to be perfect to be happy. If you think you have to be perfect in order to be happy you'll always be miserable.
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
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Happiness is a shadow. If you chase it, it moves further away. But if you turn to make others happy, it will follow you. Make other Happy and be Happy.
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Happiness is a shadow. If you chase it, it moves further away. But if you turn to make others happy, it will follow you. Make others Happy and be Happy.
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
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I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart attack.
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It's funny how McDonald's is trying to become 'healthy'. Adding 4 apple slices to a Happy Meal isn't going to rid childhood obesity.
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