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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.
Afroman
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fu.. you are doin' wit your life.
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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.
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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
John Hardwick
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
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Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse.
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Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?
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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all
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Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
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How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.
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There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.
Bill Hicks
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