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Funny Hospital Hospi Quotes & Sayings
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I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.
R Lee Ermey
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A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
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The first five to six years of my life were spent in and out of the hospital.
Ryan White
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I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.
Richard Simmons
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The very first requirement in a hospital is that it should do the sick no harm.
Florence Nightingale
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I've never had to spend any time in the VA hospital, so I really can't speak for those guys.
R Lee Ermey
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When Byrd came out of there, he had written a lot things while he was in the hospital.
Billy Eckstine
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I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble. Got hit with a bottle and I been in the hospital.
Skeelo
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Being in the hospital is a downer, but there is good in everything, you are being served breakfast in bed, Get Well Soon.
Unknown
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I saw hell. The hospital had divided and conquered pretty successfully.
Kate Millett
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So you're telling me this hospital gown is supposed to button in the back???
Owl City
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He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys and me, I went dancing with my wife.
George Chuvalo
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We inherit plots. There are only two or three in the world, five or six at most. We ride them like treadmills.
Janette Turner Hospital
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Erma Bombeck
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
Abigail Van Buren
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May your hospital stay be only short!! Wishing you a complete and restful recovery. GET WELL SOON!!
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Well, I was born in El Paso, Texas, it was in the nearest hospital to the family farm.
Sam Donaldson
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Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment.
Dan Lipinski
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