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Funny Human Rightsrights Quotes & Sayings
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
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When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey! He's only human!
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
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Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct.
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Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before the age of 18.
Albert Einstein
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The problem here is with a human being, not with a monster, not with an animal. The human being does things that even the monster does not do, because the human is more sophisticated.
Peter Malkin
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.
Jeanie Wilding
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
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So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.
Rick Moody
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I was born on that planet. And so was my mom and so was my dad. And that makes me officially the last human being in this room. 'Cause you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened 'til there's nothing left. Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra. Lipstick and skin.
Rose Tyler
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Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a semi-datable human.
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For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the human race come to an end.
Joseph Conrad
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I suppose you all grant that woman is a human being. If she has a right to life she has a right to earn a support for that life. If a human being, she has a right to have her powers and faculties as a human being developed. If developed, she has a right to exercise them.
Ernestine L Rose
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Human Brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours for 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born and only stops when we TAKE EXAM.
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When superstition is allowed to perform the task of old age in dulling the human temperament, we can say goodbye to all excellence in poetry, in painting, and in music.
Denis Diderot
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Because of their age long training in human relations for that is what feminine intuition really is women have a special contribution to make any group enterprise.
Margaret Mead
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There is no absurdity so obvious that it cannot be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to impose it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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