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We'll never ever be as good on record as we are live because we're not a full band unless those kids are there. We ride the ripples of that emotional tide like at a movie theatre. If there's any artistry to what I do, any gift that I have, its that somehow Ive been able to tap into that. People have told me that I guide it. I dont think so I think I ride it¦Thats what Ill miss most when its all over. But maybe Ill just go to more movies.
Chris Carrabba
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As she said goodbye, she said: 'Any good parties, invite me down.' I said 'Yes,' but there was no way. I knew full well that if I invited her down, she would dance me under the table. She had such a young sense of humor. Every single thing that went wrong or was funny for any reason, she laughed herself stupid about it...it kept us all sane. She was incredible, nothing stopped her at all. Whenever I felt ill, I always used to remember that in the same circumstances she would battle on, no matter how she felt. She never gave up.
Prince William
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Ill tell you whats walking Salem, vengeance is walking Salem. We are what we always were in Salem, but now the little crazy children are jangling the keys of the kingdom, and common vengeance writes the law! This warrants vengeance! Ill not give my wife to vengeance!
John Proctor
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I'll never forget where I was, ill never forget what I was doing, ill never forget how scared I was for everyone...I will NEVER forget 9/11.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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At times I may upset you. Sometimes Ill make you mad. Sometimes my words will wound you. At times Ill make you sad. But youll never find another girl that loves you more than me. I love you with all my heart and soul for all eternity.
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People think updos are so hard, but theyre not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If Im in a mood to go out and feel hot and s..y, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if Im just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
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Well, the thing is I just got sentenced September 12th 2008 to 30 years. And what it is, is that I got up until a year to file the necessary paperwork and get back in court. Im just trying to get a sentence reduction. I could end up taking my plea back and going to trial or if they came with a sentence reduction if they talking 20 years and they dont want to go trial then Ill take the 20. Ill be fine with that, you know.
Big Meech
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok and it hurts.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Forces...Darling Ill never run from you...Forces...Darling Ill never run from you.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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Never should your heart feel lonely though I may seem far away. From a place up in the heavens Ill be watching you everyday. You are always my love precious, the joy eternal of my life. Let my presence bring you comfort should you ever battle strife. Know my spirit is within you - angels ready standing by - for every step you take tomorrow and for every breath you sigh. Soon before you even know it together in paradise we will be. Always well be with each other forever through eternity. So continue on your journey - enjoy your life along the way. And remember from the heavens - Ill be watching you everyday.
Tom Krause
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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