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Funny Jesus Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Jesus" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why he did it all for you.
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I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.
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If you can think of anything that's more important than Jesus to you, then Jesus is nothing to you.
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Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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When your world seems to be falling apart,look to Jesus who holds everything together.
Marianette Carbito
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Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live (John 11:25).
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No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.
GB Shaw
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To endure the cross is not tragedy; it is the suffering which is the fruit of an exclusive allegiance to Jesus Christ.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Nothing is more prominently brought forward in the New Testament than the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ.
John Nelson Darby
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Maybe things can't always be perfect thee way you wanted it. That's because Jesus have your back.
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The primary source of the appeal of Christianity was Jesus - His incarnation, His life, His crucifixion, and His resurrection.
Kenneth Scott Latourette
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Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are taking up their pens to paint a portrait of Jesus.
John Clayton
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It can not be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ!
Patrick Henry
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You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real.
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
Bart Simpson
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Without Jesus we have no power against Satan. Accept Christ into your heart and let Him fight your battles! He's already won!
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Every human being will have to go before Jesus and give an account of the life they lived. What will your story be? Honor God with your body by abstaining from things that defile it.
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