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Funny Job App Quotes & Sayings
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I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.
Unknown
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My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
Job 19:17
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Woody Allen
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A liberated woman is one who has s.. before marriage and a job after.
Gloria Steinem
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I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him.
Unknown
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Woody Allen
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
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I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
Donna Tartt
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When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
James Goldsmith
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When you're working as an actor, you don't think that when you get out of school, it's going to be so hard to get a job. Just to get a job. Any job. Whatsoever. You don't think that people are going to see you in a certain way.
Viola Davis
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
Unknown
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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.
Unknown
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Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate.
Unknown
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Our job is to sell our clients' merchandise... not ourselves. Our job is to kill the cleverness that makes us shine instead of the product. Our job is to simplify, to tear away the unrelated, to pluck out the weeds that are smothering the product message.
William Bernbach
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
Unknown
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
Fred Astaire
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I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job.
Ed Harris
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You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence Peter
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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.
Unknown
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