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Funny Jokes When Not Liking A Guy Guy Quotes & Sayings
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I think of the guy who isnt afraid to pull up his sleeves and get some work done, the guy who knows how to treat a woman, opens the door for her, protects her and brings home the bacon any way he can. He tries his best each and every day to live in a way he can be proud of. A guy who would stop at nothing to make sure his family is safe and taken care of and a guy who takes pride in how he looks but doesnt spend hours in front of the mirror getting ready.
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I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.
D L Hughley
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.
Jennifer Aniston
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I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don't you just clothesline the guy?
Owen Hart
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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Unknown
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I respect a guy who ever cried for a girl. Cause its not easy to see a guy to cry. Girls. If a guy ever cried because of you. He's a keeper.
Unknown
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The reason why some girls get with the (Bad boy type) is because they think if they get with the guy they'll become cool. The guy ends up using her and treating her like she's nothing, and still she wants him so badly. Until one day she grows up and realizes that the (Bad boys) are not so cool. That's when she looks for a good guy but what good guy wants a girl who's been ran through more times then a finish line? Not me!
Bryan Burden
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The door guy, his name is Bobby. I have not slept with the doory guy. The door guy is a friend of mine and he's a perfectly good class of people. And what part of Long Island are you from? Wimbledon? -Erica Albright
The Social Network
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Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new lies. I just cant choose.
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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
Seth Macfarlane
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I think a guy should tell a girl he loves her first. I've heard so many stories of girls dropping the L-bomb first, and it just catches a guy off guard. He's uncomfortable. You never want to say to a guy, 'I love you,' and he says, 'thanks.' Just hold out. If you guys fall in love, he will tell you he loves you eventually.
Giuliana Rancic
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I look around me at all the girls who are always talking about how hot this guy or that guy is, and then I look at you. No one's whispering or giggling about you. You're not the hottest guy in school, but I fell in love with you anyway. I fell in love with you because of your laugh, and your smile, and your voice, and the way you walk and sit and stand, and the way I feel when I'm around you, and because you're my best friend. The fact that your pretty good looking helps, but I fell in love with the person you are. I can't tell you this, cause it might ruin our friendship, but you'll always be the hottest guy in the world to me.
Unknown
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Today, I stopped to think...to think about us. To think about what we could of had. To think about how different my life would be right now...if only you were next to me. I then got sad. Sad of the fact that I know that you haven't stopped to think about me. Sad of knowing that she's probably in your arms. Sad of knowing that you never shared the same feeling. I looked up, and smiled. Smiled because thanks to your indifference, I found the most amazing guy. I found a guy who loves me with his all. A guy who's willing to do anything for me. A guy who I can call my boyfriend.
Mayra Piedra
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good actor, he is also really funny, helpful, and a good colleague. I like his work ethic. I mean, the guy has won an Oscar and despite that he is receptive, open-minded, and not the least bit snooty. And Reese Witherspoon is the same. It may be the nicest cast that I have worked with yet, a really great experience.
Robert Pattinson
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I was always more of a film guy than an athlete guy. I had an art scholarship at Western. But I actually had a Chrysler scholarship to Interlochen up in Traverse City, Michigan. Then had an art scholarship to Western and I just walked onto the football team. But Im actually a sci-fi special effects guy.
Terry Crews
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'
Bill Hicks
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Its not easy to find a guy who didnt make use of you, a guy who is faithful and loyalty.
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