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Funny Kidney Hole Quotes & Sayings
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You made mistakes that put you in a deep hole. You have two choices: you can sulk in the hole forever or you can fight back and climb out. Choose the latter.
Unknown
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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
Mark Twain
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We found ourselves in a hole that I didn't dig, but I have dug, dug and dug to try to get out of that hole.
Harry Reid
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I get it I get it, man fu.. all that talking, take shots to the kidney.
Drake
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This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone
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Things to do today: (1) Dig a hole. (2) Name it love. (3) Watch people fall in love.
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill
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If you can't go beyond the hole created by any loss, then the hole becomes a canyon. You can see the other side from the edge. You may have to go to the very bottom before you can climb out of it on the other side.
Unknown
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You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney!
Sarah Hyland
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The afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone.
Tom Robbins
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Murder Inc. got all the hits, everyone's calling me. The illest sh*t I ever did was I made someone pay me $50,000 just to get on the phone. I was an a**hole at the highest level. I said, 'Yo listen man, send me $50k and I'll get on the phone, if not f*ck outta here yo,' I was an a**hole at the highest, yo, a quarter, you heard me, $250,000, I ain't stutter,' click. He sent that paper.
Irv Gotti
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A strong economy depends on a strong middle class, but George Bush has put the middle class in a hole, and John McCain has a plan to keep digging that hole with George Bush's shovel.
Rahm Emanuel
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If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
George Lopez
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Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu shots.
Seth Meyers
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I don't wanna be Courtney Love, I wanna be Kurt Cobain. He's brilliant and his songs are genius. The Hole records are great. Everyone always compares me to Courtney Love because they think we, like, dress the same and we both have blonde hair, wear lipstick and dresses. But I'm sorry, don't a lot of girls dress like that? I look at Nirvana. I don't look at Hole.
Taylor Momsen
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Beauty tip: Drink at least 300 ounces of water a day. Your skin will glow! ***Spoiler Alert*** This will result in kidney failure and death.
Steve Carell
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I had been living with dialysis for three years or so, and the new kidney felt like a reprieve, a new gift of life. I felt alive again and I guess that has had an effect on my use of colour.
Peter Wright
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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
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Okay now Nicki Nicki Nicki, put it in your kidney. Got a new LS 450, ain't no keys in this do-hicky.
2 Chainz
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