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A judge of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court found the long-winded speeches of lawyers especially trying and advised them to take a course of reading risqué books that they might learn to say things by innuendo.
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The fundamental principle of human action, the law, that is to political economy what the law of gravitation is to physics is that men seek to gratify their desires with the least exertion
Henry George
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For law, in its true notion, is not so much the limitation, as the direction of a free and intelligent agent to his proper interest, and prescribes no farther than is for the general good of those under the law
John Locke
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This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr
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Of course there's a different law for the rich and poor; otherwise, who would go into business? E
Ralph Stewart
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Of course there's a different law for the rich and poor; otherwise, who would go into business? E
Ralph Stewart
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In civilized life, law floats in a sea of ethics.
Earl Warren
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I come from a profession which has suffered greatly because of the lack of civility. Lawyers treat each other poorly and it has come home to haunt them. The public will not tolerate a lack of civility.
James E Rogers
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In recent years personal injury attorneys and trial lawyers have attacked the food industry with numerous lawsuits alleging that these businesses should pay monetary damages to those who, of their own accord, consume too much of a legal, safe product.
Bob Ney
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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It is nature's law that rivers wind, trees grow wood, and, given the opportunity, women work iniquity
Buddha Sutta-Pitaka
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In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.
Idi Amin Dada
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I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else - I can give my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.
Elizabeth II
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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread
Anatole France
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When we deal with questions relating to principles of law and their applications, we do not suddenly rise into a stratosphere of icy certainty
Charles Evans Hughes
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Law and arbitrary power are at eternal enmity
Edmund Burke
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It is not desirable to cultivate a respect for law, so much as a respect for right.
Henry David Thoreau
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You must obey this now for a Law, that he that will not worke shall not eate (except by sickness he be disabled:) for the labors of thirtie or fortie honest and industrious men shall not be consumed to maintaine an hundred and fiftie idle loyterers
John Smith
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The constitutional prohibition against laws respecting an establishment of religion must at least mean that in this country it is no part of the business of government to compose official prayers for any group of the American people to recite as part
Hugo Black
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Make your educational laws strict and your criminal ones can be gentle; but if you leave youth its liberty you will have to dig dungeons for ages.
Michel De Montaigne
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