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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The envious man thinks that if his neighbor breaks a leg, he will be able to walk better himself
Helmut Schoeck
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I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I belong here. Everytime I leave it's like losing a leg.
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Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?
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I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his d..k while he's pissing.
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If you move something 10 pounds through space and then stop suddenly, there's a little overshoot. When you transfer weight from one leg to another, there's a certain way that it happens.
Brad Bird
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They had him spread out, T-position, opened his jeans up/Shot him in the leg bone, he rose up like King Tut.
Raekwon
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you say, 'You better let him finish.'
Robert Schimmel
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When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.
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I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?
Bill Veeck
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I reached the stage where I was afraid to wiggle my leg, but then I thought 'why shouldn't I?' It's what I do and now I know how to turn an audience on again.
Steve Marriott
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We now have an opportunity, though, to do something we didn't do in the industrial age, and that is to get a leg up on this, to bring the public in quickly, to have an informed debate.
Jeremy Rifkin
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Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.
Djuna Barnes
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I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything.
Tim McGraw
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Two man hitch up on an rub up on. An lay down inna bed. Hug up on another anna feel up leg.
Buju Banton
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Some of the free lunch programs were still goin' on - based on the last leg of the Black Panther Party.
Kool Moe Dee
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Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, you wont have a leg to stand on.
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I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
Dougray Scott
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.
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