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Funny Lines About Birthdays Quotes & Sayings
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet.
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As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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In this age, I dont care how tactically or operationally brilliant you are, if you cannot create harmony even vicious harmony on the battlefield based on trust across service lines, across coalition and national lines, and across civilian/military lines, you need to go home, because your leadership is obsolete. We have got to have officers who can create harmony across all those lines.
James Mattis
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Dan Castellaneta
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
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There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face. They pretended not to notice, they were caught up in the race.
The Eagles
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They do the soaps differently in Mexico. You just have to know the storyline and not memorize the lines. There would be someone feeding you lines while you were performing.
Erik Estrada
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I was delighted to have lines when they came - learning lines for film isn't a problem, but television is a little different, because we shot those shows the whole way through.
David Selby
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I think in general, lines are a bad idea. Especially if they sound like lines. Everyone's immediate reaction is to just kind of cringe a little bit.
Carly Rae Jepsen
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Get the few main lines and see what lines they call out.
Robert Henri
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