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Funny Liquor Jokeshole Quotes & Sayings
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George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.
John Kricfalusi
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The horrid mystery hanging over us in this house gets into my head like liquor, and makes me wild.
Wilkie Collins
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I'm on this liquor oh so heavy fo we fu.. can you neck me. A little head and I am ready I want yo mouth give me that Becky.
Plies
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Standing at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores, feeling like I run this whole block.
Bruno Mars
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I feel I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up cause I'm raising the bar.
Eminem
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We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.
Buffalo Bill
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Because my job got me going nowhere, so I ain't got a thing to lose. Take me to a place where I don't care, this is me and my liquor store blues.
Bruno Mars
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Because people see violence on the movie screen, they're not going to go out and hold up a liquor store and kill somebody. It really doesn't correlate.
Dean Koontz
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I keep a dance jus' to nice up the place. Me buy nuff liquor and red up dem face.
Gregory Isaacs
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Having grown up in Oklahoma when it was one of the last states which prohibited liquor, I grew up with War On Drugs, where every teenager knew who the bootleggers were.
Tony Hillerman
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The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant.
John Kricfalusi
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You ni...s too small dawg, Im thinking bigger. Critics comment on how Im smoking weed and drinking liquor.
Wiz Khalifa
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Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning, Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning.
Oliver Goldsmith
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I've certainly learned a great deal from my husband, though, and could never have written a book like Liquor without him and the people he introduces me to and the stories he brings home.
Poppy Z Brite
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Drugs were pretty easy to quit taking. I was never addicted to anything to begin with. But then, liquor - I had to wait about another six years before I finally got around to quitting that. I'm sure glad I did.
Alex Chilton
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I'm just a ni... from around the way, told my mama I'd make it happen and I found a way. Pour out some liquor for my ni...s at the crossroads. And may the Lord give guidance to the lost souls.
J Cole
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.
W C Fields
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Some of the food in Liquor is food I've really eaten filtered through a veil of fiction.
Poppy Z Brite
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I need a lover that won't drive me crazy. I just need her to drive me to the liquor store.
Unknown
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