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Funny Liver Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Liver" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
Unknown
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Phyllis Diller
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.
Miguel De Unamuno
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What, like I want to look like d..k Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.What, like I want to look like d..k Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.
Dennis Quaid
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I had to have a complete liver transplant.
Shelley Fabares
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Why you stay you do it when you know you can't deliver? Why your dreams locked up if you got a weak liver?
Will I Am
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
Unknown
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Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.
William James
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That kids about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.
Foghorn Leghorn
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow but so is cod liver oil.
Andre 3000
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I have every intention of spending labor day by making my liver work.
Unknown
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Liver is my number one most hated food. Oh, God, I get sick talking about it!
Guy Fieri
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A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
Art Buchwald
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I recently have had a full hip replacement and a liver transplant, and I'm getting used to the medication.
Evel Knievel
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Im liver than Jay, Davy, and Kathy and Regis, been on more MTV shows than Butthead and Beavis.
Nelly
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Indigestion is - that inward fate which makes all Styx through one small liver flow
Lord Byron
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Passed in 99, cancer all up in his liver. Difference¦ since we last spoke, your son's a lil' richer.
Rick Ross
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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.
Unknown
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Got roofied at a super bowl party last night. Missing a sock, my car, and my liver.
Chanel Dudley
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