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Funny Men Vs Womenhlete Quotes & Sayings
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I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair.
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My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.
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There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs - they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.
Martin H Fischer
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The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds.
James Cash Penney
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The strongest men are not the men who talk. They are the men who listen.
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All successful employers are stalking men who will do the unusual, men who think, men who attract attention by performing more than is expected of them.
Charles M Schwab
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Issac Asimov
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There are two things needed in these days; first, for rich men to find out how poor men live, and second, for poor men to know how rich men work
Edward Atkinson
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A nation reveals itself not only by the men it produces but also by the men it honors, the men it remembers
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.
George Balanchine
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Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in better justifying themselves than in better behaving themselves.
Thomas S Szasz
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If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.
Francis Of Assisi
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An American thing! In Africa, women dont do that. In Africa men are treated differently there. Here is like theres really no difference between a man and a woman besides s... Like women do everything men are doing so after a while men start treating the women like men.
Akon
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot
Oscar Wilde
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
Aristotle
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Women need a reason to have s.., men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.
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Women need a reason to have s... Men just need a place.
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