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Funny Monday Morningay Morning Quotes & Sayings
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Best feeling ever: waking up excited on a Monday morning.
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Waking up on Monday morning is the worst feeling ever.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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Our systems are all go. At 9:30 Monday morning trading will resume on both markets, and the message will be given to criminals who foisted this on America that they lost.
Richard Grasso
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I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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