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Funny Monday Work Dayk Day Quotes & Sayings
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Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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I couldn't get through Mondays without knowing you're equally miserable
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I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.
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Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
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There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
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For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
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Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday.
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