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Funny Morning Wake Up Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Morning Wake Up" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
Melchor Lim
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The night ends with stars, the morning starts off with the sun just be thankful that God can wake you up every morning and he can help you fall asleep at night because with God he can make everything move on earth!
Robert Reynolds
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.
Unknown
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Unknown
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
Hussein Nishah
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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The sky shining so bright and birds chirping so loud are all trying to wake you up, still you manage to sleep undisturbed. Surprising!! May this message buzz not just your phone but your room so that you realize that it is no more night time. Good Morning lazy bum. Have an un-lazy day ahead.
Unknown
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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You have to wake up a virgin each morning.
Jean-Louis Barrault
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It's always such a joy that you wake up in the morning and there's work to do.
Jerome Lawrence
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