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Funny My Momma Quotes & Sayings
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Man, suck my d*ck cuz I fu..ed your bi.... fu.. you, fu.. ya momma, fu.. ya whole click.
Webbie
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Promise to my momma I'ma make it ta the Top.. So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop.
JCole
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Promise to my momma I'ma make it ta the Top.. So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop.
J Cole
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Girl, it's just yo S.E.X., momma's secret and daddy gon' go crazy when he finds out.
Lyfe Jennings
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Lil momma you a dime piece. But I'll fu.. you up if you touch my cup, cause it ain't cheap like it used to be.
Z-Ro
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I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!
Jerry Reed
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My momma was raised in the era when clean water was only served to the fairer skin.
Kanye West
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I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.
Shelby Lynne
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Older ho.. sayin', my how you've grown I came up, fu..ed the game up. Show my momma I'll survive on my own.
J Cole
15 Likes
You already know, she get it from her momma, fresher than the rest, yes! Shwaty be the best, yes! Gucci, channel, louis and prada, fresh!
Rock City
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I told my Momma grab you any kind of car. Girl cause you my shining star, I love you everywhere you are.
Big Sean
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The way you talk to me but still I say I love you. Im ashamed you can see it in my eyes. Momma always told me to respect the woman but what am I to do when her parents do not try.
Dirty Money
16 Likes
Baby I'm not crazy, I got swag like Patrick Schwayze ya know them haters never phase me that's not how my momma raised me.
Justin Bieber
108 Likes
As long as you pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Haley James Scott
19 Likes
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Unknown
61 Likes
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Since 1989 I have tackled every bill my momma has ever given me. Hadnt missed one. Now next they say, Prime didnt tackle let them know that yes he did.'
Deion Sanders
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Since they wanna talk, I went and bought another chain. Forty cars, I gotta put em in my momma name.
Rick Ross
6 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
Steve Harvey
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Every minute that my heart pump blood. fu.. what you heard momma raised a fu..in thug.
Ace Hood
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