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Funny My Momma Quotes & Sayings
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Notorious BIG
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Biggie Smalls
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Now when Rome go Gidget the other got Bridget. What's more tripped out though is they sisters. Nah, you aint listen, they black, they sisters. They momma, named them after white bi...es.
Kanye West
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ni... ask your momma, ima motherfu..in player, if I see your girlfriend starin ima take her, thats word to my cousin up in oakland with the sc....r, 501 jeans, yea thats my flavor.
Pac Div
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Went through, deep depression when my momma passed. Suicide, what kinda talk is that? But I been talking to God for so long and if you look at my life I guess he's talking back. fu..ing with my clique.
Kanye West
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My sis just said she loves me like baby momma's love child support, like hood rats love lace fronts! That's some sisterly love!
Unknown
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For example, when my mother died, the people who showed up just to put an apron on to cook, people who really do the right thing, so to speak, as my momma would always say to show that they care, a sense of community that we've lost so much in our country.
Sela Ward
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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I should have listened when my Momma told me that, If you play now you gonna suffer later, Figured she was talking yang-yang so I paid her, No attention and kept missing the point, she tried to poke me with, The doper that I get the mo Im feeling broke as shit.
Outkast
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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I got kicked out of school, she had to talk to my principal. Yeah she kicked my ass, but her love is unconditional. I love my momma.
Yung Joc
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Ghetto word of the day: Hotel; My momma said she ain't gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cause that hotel everything she know.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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y second tell me how you pressed em at the Monte Crystal. Where so&so from, and what neighborhoods beefin, Who baby momma's a rat, and who got killed last weekend. That shit is mad depressin, bringin me down. Speak on somethin with some substance that can get us both paid rather than tellin me how these ni...s jockin yo style.
Kendrick Lamar
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Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do, go and spoil your momma!
Unknown
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a piece of shit it aint hard to fu..in tell.....Crime after crime from drugs to extortion I know my momma wish she got a fu..in abortion.
Biggie Smalls
37 Likes
When I die I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a peice of shit it ain't hard to fu..in' tell.....Crime after crime from drugs to extortion I know my momma wish she got a fu..in abortion.
Biggie Smalls
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