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Funny My Momma Quotes & Sayings
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
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Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is s..y and your momma is a cougar.
J Cole
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Am I less of a lady if I dont where panty hose. My momma said a lady aint what she wears but what she knows
India Arie
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Momma... style you gotta see her to believe it! The type of girl that every man wants, Is shwaty a bomb? She really got it going on and I just gotta have her!
Rock City
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Dolly Parton
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Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
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Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money.
Joe Louis
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of s***, it ain't hard to f***** tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion
Biggie
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Until you meet a kid like K I ni...s thought I was crazy my momma knw I stay high we gettin money mom.
Kid Cudi
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Biggie
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The block is packed. Baby gott an attitude and proud to holla back. Momma's givin' advice but she ain't tryna hear that. Not because it's wrong, just her delivery is whack.
Lyfe Jennings
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Do, do, do your thing baby, Don't stop with what you're doing, forget what other girls say. All their doing is hey, ey! Uhuu momma bad, bad to the bone, a million other, but the only one I notice is only you!
Rock City
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