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Funny My Momma Told Quotes & Sayings
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Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy.
Bo Jackson
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My momma need a crib, son needs some Jordan's. This some bull shit, cause I cant afford them.
Akon
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Our relationship is not the only thing that's out of hand, she even called my momma like 'you need to get your man.'
Big Sean
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Momma I know you said that you wanted a record you could listen to with no cussing and shit I tried but I still gotta do this.
DJ Quik
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I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the age of four I was in love with my rocking horse.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.
Jerry Lawler
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
George Carlin
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Coach told us before the game that he was going to be a different person. He told us he was going back to his old way of coaching.
Rajon Rondo
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My Auntie told me always treat a lady right...My uncle told me 'only love em for the night.
Unknown
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My friend told me later he got the chicken pox. I told him I caught politics and never got over it.
Jack Johnson
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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
Jay London
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Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
Bum Phillips
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I was always told that I was too small, too skinny, too slow, not tough enough, and I never ever believed what people told me.
Joe Theismann
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I'm sad and blue, about nobody but you. I told you that I loved you right from the start, you told me the same and now you try to break my little heart.
Leon Redbone
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.
Unknown
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I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.
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People told me I shouldn't take everything too seriously, and I didn't listen. Now I wish I had, because I tormented myself over every little thing. What's bad is when you get to age 19, you're looking back thinking, I wish I could be young again an.
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