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Funny My Momma Told Quotes & Sayings
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My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting.
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I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. That solves that problem.
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I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.
Hussein Nishah
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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope
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I am loving being Momma. I really, really am.
Barbara Mandrell
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And my momma swore that she would never let herself forget.
Paramore
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Making momma so proud
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Joe E Lewis
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The first thing they were told was how to hone their talent. Then they were told how to market their talent, discipline their talent and type their talent. And then they were told they might as well forget about talent.
Esther B Fein
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Through all the drama, I love my momma.
Snoop Dogg
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Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.
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I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.
Eric McCormack
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
Unknown
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My parents told me in the very beginning as a young child when I raised the question about segregation and racial discrimination, they told me not to get in the way, not to get in trouble, not to make any noise. But we had people that were educated. We had teachers, we had high school principals, we had people teaching in colleges and university in Tuskegee, Alabama. But they were told they failed the so-called literacy test.
John Lewis
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Have we told you before that we are the proudest parents in the whole world? Have we told you before that we are the happiest parents in the whole world? Have we told you before that we are the most satisfied parents in the whole world? And have we told you before that you are the best daughter in the whole world? Wishing you a super duper Happy Birthday dear daughter.
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My momma raises a strong independent girl and I thank her so much for that.
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Now if his momma is a quarter, daughter must be a dime.
Andre 3000
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Let's toast to the fact that I moved out my momma's basement.
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Ain't a woman alive that can take my momma's place
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