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Funny New Homenny New Homenew Homehomenew Home Quotes & Sayings
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I have no faith in that woman who talks of grace and glory abroad, and uses no soap and water at home. Let the buttons be on the shirts, let the children's socks be mended, let the roast mutton be done to a turn, let the house be as neat as a new pin, and the home be as happy as home can be.
Charles Spurgeon
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England is my home. London is my home. New York feels like, if I have to spend a year living in an unfamiliar city, this is a pretty lovely one to spend a year in, but I will be going home at the end of it, certainly.
Daniel Radcliffe
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I'm coming home. I'm coming home, tell the World I'm coming home. Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday.
Dirty Money
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I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way.
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If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.
John Alejandro King
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
Nick Arnette
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Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you here. Wow! thanks you very much for your coming.
Unknown
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
Unknown
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out...
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You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Pearl Williams
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I still cook at home. A lot of chefs I think don't cook at home. But I still do, I love cooking at home, I love having friends.
Rene Redzepi
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No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly.
Joseph Brodsky
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If there's one place we all long to go, It's home. There's no place like it. Home is where our heart can be found, Even if we're miles away.
Marianette Carbito
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.
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