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Funny New Years Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny New Years" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'm not at all funny. I can do dark comedy pretty well, but straight-up comedy, I don't know. I'm much darker. I've been like that since I was 3 years old.
Rooney Mara
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After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you call them moths.
Franco Harris
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
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Nothing is more dishonorable than an old man, heavy with years, who has no other evidence of his having lived long except his age.
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich
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In 1957, when I finished high school, I was 17 years old. This was two years after the Montgomery bus walkout, two years after Rosa Parks had taken a seat, and Dr. King had emerged as a national leader.
John Lewis
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People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for 5 years, the best friend for 5 years, the redneck for 5 years, the nerd for 5 years and let me tell you...it's better to be a monster than to be a nerd.
Robert Englund
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.
Anthony Michael Hall
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At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wife; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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Every citizen will be able, in his productive years when he is earning, to insure himself against the ravages of illness in his old age.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born old, and some never grow so.
Tryon Edwards
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Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an age.
John Dryden
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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The electronic media introduced this idea to the larger audience very, very quickly. We spent years and years and years meeting with activists all over Europe to lay the groundwork for a political response, as we did here.
Jeremy Rifkin
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
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