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Funny Nursing School Quotes & Sayings
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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The physician should not treat the disease but the patient who is suffering from it.
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Delaware State began as a school bent on service - teaching education, social services and nursing.
Michael N Castle
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Nurses serve their patients in the most important capacities. We know that they serve as our first lines of communication when something goes wrong or when we are concerned about health.
Lois Capps
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
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School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
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Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.
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