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Funny Offensive Funny Offensive Quotes & Sayings
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I like an interesting movie even if it's controversial or offensive, depending on your taste.
Adam Brody
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I like music that's more offensive. I like it to sound like nails on a blackboard, get me wild.
Iggy Pop
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It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious, offensive football game.
Barry Switzer
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CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities. Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is the most reasonless and offensive. The notion of symbolizing s..ual love by a semis..less babe, and comparing the pains of passion to the wounds of an arrow --of introducing this pudgy homunculus into art grossly to materialize the subtle spirit and suggestion of the work --this is eminently worthy of the age that, giving it birth, laid it on the doorstep of prosperity.
Ambrose Bierce
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You have to give this much to the Luftwaffe: when it knocked down our buildings it did not replace them with anything more offensive than rubble. We did that.
Prince Charles
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Life is an offensive, directed against the repetitious mechanism of the Universe.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
Red Auerbach
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I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.
Kirsty Gallacher
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The driving force behind the liberal counter-offensive in Europe has been a reaction against irresponsibility.
Jacques Delors
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The NFL offensive blocking is played differently; they use their hands instead of their head and shoulders.
Jim Otto
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I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.
Nora Ephron
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We played a gig and we had a song that was offensive to people of the Jewish persuasion, and we led off with it, and they were offended by it, and that was that.
Santiago Durango
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Not to be offensive, not to be capricious, not to be arbitrary, not to be neurotic, not to be an actor outer, you're just trying to get in and you're given so little time to get in gently, but it's always hard.
William Hurt
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous, Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities.
Britney Spears
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There has not yet been a major ground offensive battle... There are, we know, negotiations going on between the opposition forces and the Taliban leadership for surrender.
Peter Pace
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All other things being equal,its easier to be offensive by making a comparison wch is untrue,than to be clever by using elements of truth.
Unknown
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As far as understanding the game of basketball, opening up and just working on different skills on the offensive end and being more focused on defense.
Amare Stoudemire
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A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation.
Bertrand Russell
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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