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Funny Offensive Funny Offensive Quotes & Sayings
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People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
David Sedaris
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Murder is an offensive act. The term cannot be applied legitimately to any defensive act.
Benjamin Tucker
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If you wish to be brothers, let the arms fall from your hands. One cannot love while holding offensive arms.
Gerald Brenan
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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
Red Auerbach
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Whenever we don't turn the ball over, we're pretty productive. When you're turning the ball over, you're cutting down on offensive opportunities.
Eric Snow
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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
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So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of The Most Offensive Song Ever with lyrics intact.
Trey Parker
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That's what we really mean by being feared on the football field. And not actually the player that fears him, it's the offensive coordinator that fears him or the running backs coach.
Jamal Lewis
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Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language.
Albert Brooks
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Advice is offensive, it shows us that we are known to others as well as to ourselves.
Samuel Johnson
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I don't want to hurt anybody or be offensive. But I don't want to not be me.
Melanie Chisholm
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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In conformity with these designs on the city of Washington, and notwithstanding the disastrous results of the invasion of 1862, it was determined by the Rebel government last summer to resume the offensive in that direction.
Edward Everett
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The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to s..ual education and to the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
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The one effective method of defending one's own territory from an offensive by air is to destroy the enemy's air power with the greatest possible speed.
Giulio Douhet
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Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call you something more offensive.
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We need to begin an all-out diplomatic offensive on Darfur in order to prepare the way for a peacekeeping force that can ensure protection for the people of Darfur.
Kendrick Meek
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After being named on the PETA worst-dressed listI have disappointed fans. I never meant to hurt nor anger anyone with my insensitivity and will not be wearing fur in the future. I apologise for my offensive actions.
Christina Ricci
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I hate the industry even more now, no bands get nurtured anymore. Labels only spend money promoting acts they know will be Top Ten. I find it offensive spending $2 million on a video.
Siouxsie Sioux
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