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Funny Old Couples Quotes & Sayings
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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The happiest couples never have the same character. They have the best understanding of their differences.
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Couples who have more s.. tend to argue less.
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Stopped being jealous of happy couples now. Realized it'll be me one day.
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I see those couples, so in love. Makes me wonder if I'll ever be like that.
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Being single is ok but after a while you get tired of seeing cute couples out there. Then you start to wonder when you're going to be part of one...
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Dont waste your time being jealous of another couples marriage. What you see on the outside is not always a reflection of whats on the inside.
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Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.
Katherine Mansfield
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Cute couples ain't cute, they're just gay men.
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The facts are plain: Religious leaders who preside over marriage ceremonies must and will be guided by what they believe. If they do not wish to celebrate marriages for same-s.. couples, that is their right. The Supreme Court says so. And the Charter says so.
Paul Martin
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More and more couples are having this negotiation or discussion, but I'm still amazed at the number who aren't and where the cultural norm sort of kicks in and they just assume that mom's got to be the one who stays home, not dad.
James Levine
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There have been plenty of very bare hotels with couples humping next door. I don't stay in very grand hotels.
Honor Blackman
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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
Neil Simon
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If people could enjoy staying together as much as they fantasize about having s.. with someone outside of their relationship then couples would keep from falling apart.
Martin Dansky
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked
Bill Cosby
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I hate being single. And I hate seeing happy couples.
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So cute seeing couples on new years!
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However saying that I totally support the concept of civil partnerships in the eyes of the law, and think it a disgrace that same s.. couples have had to wait so long for legal rights, protection and recognition.
Adam Rickitt
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Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty.
Jerry Weller
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By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly; we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us.
Barbara Mandrell
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