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Funny Old Couples Quotes & Sayings
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I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.
Sally Kirkland
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When cute couples break up a piece of me dies inside.
Unknown
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I see couples fighting about the stupidest things. You just have to rise above everything.
Sammy Hagar
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All married couples stop having s.. eventually.
Samantha Jones
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Sometimes I wish I could fast forward like 10 years to see if certain couples actually end up staying together.
Unknown
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To be honest, I go town, sometimes, to see cute couples, dressing up nicely together and just imagining myself like them.
Unknown
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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Earl Wilson
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Seeing all those couples, wishing I have this kind of relationship. But on second thought, I say to myself its impossible to find someone.
Unknown
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I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.
James Dobson
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Dear future husband, I refuse to be one of those couples that has a joint Facebook account.
Unknown
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I mean, shit I'm only 17, And uhhm ahh, a perfect couples only in a dream, And right now I'm pretty much away for this relationship.
New Boyz
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Cute couples make me want to throw myself off a cliff into a massive pit of my own loneliness.
Unknown
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Why do couples give their passwords to each other? Thats the dumbest thing I ever heard...Is there a lack of trust or something...
Unknown
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We will often talk to Liz Smith about couples and relationships because she always has an inside track, too.
Mary Hart
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Theres always a somebody for someone. Love seeing couples. Its a good feeling that you'll end up finding your soulmate one day...
Unknown
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I think it's something that needs to be said - that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and there's nothing wrong with it.
Tia Mowry
11 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Some couples could not work together but we enjoy working on our projects and building our art business.
Dwayne Hickman
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Being single sucks at times when you see happy couples but other then that's its laid back type of life...
Unknown
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