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Funny Old Couples Quotes & Sayings
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It's a wonderful thing to see a segment of our population that is open and eager to learn more about Chinese culture. It has filtered into the mainstream. You see credit-card ads on TV with white couples and Chinese babies.
Iris Chang
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There is so much work to be done to treat gays and lesbians and gay and lesbian couples with the respect that they're entitled to. They deserve, in my judgment, partnership benefits. They deserve to be treated fairly when it comes to adoption and immigration.
John Edwards
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Old couples who are still in love are one of the cutest things out there.
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The couples that are 'meant to be' are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart, and come out even stronger than they were before.
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love
Ann Landers
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You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to get married, you wont have any s... I know married couples, they dont have s..!
Brody Jenner
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When couples go through everything that's meant to tear them apart and still manage to come out stronger than they were before, that's how you know it's meant to be.
Unknown
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When you are single, all you see is happy couples and when you are in a relationship all you see is happy singles!
Unknown
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I dont like watching couples in movies where the man is caressing the womans hair while theyre lying on the couch. Thats a fake version of [marriage]. So it was fun to do a playful and more truthful portrayal with heightened conflict., on her role in Knocked Up.
Leslie Mann
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It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.
Ian Mckellen
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Couples are wholes and not wholes, what agrees disagrees, the concordant is discordant. From all things one and from one all things.
Heraclitus
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Most couples don't have hundreds of arguments, they have the same argument hundreds of times...
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I love seeing Old Couples, it makes me believe that love can last forever.
Unknown
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Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
Unknown
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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The happiest couples never have the same character. They just have the best understanding of their differences.
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The secret to modern life is finding the measure in time management. I have two kids, career and I travel, and I don't think my life is any different than most couples. The most valuable commodity now for many people is time and how to parcel that out.
Hugh Jackman
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heteros..ual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-s.. partners to marry diminish the marriages of heteros..ual couples?
Ted Olson
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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