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Funny One Liner Run Quotes & Sayings
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
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Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
Jumbo Elliott
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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Unknown
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Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Milton Berle
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An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run.
Sydney J Harris
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An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run.
Sydney J Harris
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An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run.
Sydney J Harris
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Victoria Beryl Zelinski
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
Orlando Bloom
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Something I get, I got to get home. Run, run, run, run, run, run running home. Where is my home...
Korn
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If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon.
Emil Zatopek
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
Ronald Reagan
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape.
Sammy Hagar
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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Whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never played Temple Run.
Unknown
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Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but I cant help it. I really suck as a guest at cocktail parties.
Steve Carell
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