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Funny One Liner Run Quotes & Sayings
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.
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If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.
Steve Jones
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One day the factory sports coach, who was very strict, pointed at four boys, including me, and ordered us to run in a race. I protested that I was weak and not fit to run, but the coach sent me for a physical examination and the doctor said that I was perfectly well. So I had to run, and when I got started I felt I wanted to win. But I only came in second. That was the way it started.
Emil Zatopek
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
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Run with your legs to be fast, Run with your mind to be faster, run with your heart to be unstoppable.
Aalaynah Thompson
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pe..s, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
Henry Miller
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
Hussein Nishah
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Well, I decided earlier this year that I would run for president, and obviously I needed something to run on.
Craig Armstrong
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Along 4 Mile Run, there was a nice woods down in front of the house. I used to run around there.
Jim Fowler
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Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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So let's run away, let's run away. Momma say I'm too young for love and lovin' you is all I'm thinkin' of.
Teyana Taylor
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Run run runaway baby before I put my spell on you.
Bruno Mars
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Hobbies are apt to run away with us, you know; it doesn't do to be run away with. We must keep the reins.
George Eliot
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Some days you just have to cut your losses, run yourself a bath, soak off your stress and let it run down the drain.
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Sometimes my heart hurts so much, I beat it with my fists. I try to run. But you cannot run from this. It waits for you. Even when you think you have escaped it, it is there.
Klaus Kinski
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One report said that since my time on the run I've 'ad 2,500 girlfriends. I mean you got to realize, I've been on the run for more than 30 years, I have got to have had more than that!!
Ronald Biggs
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The Egyptians could run to Egypt, the Syrians into Syria. The only place we could run was into the sea, and before we did that we might as well fight.
Golda Meir
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If you play your cards right things are going to happen in the long run. In the short run, it is anybody's guess.
Ron Livingston
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