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Funny Phone Disconnected Quotes & Sayings
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I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.
Unknown
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
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When I first moved to L.A., my first friends that I met were in chat rooms. I was so desperate because it was the beginning of summertime and I had no friends. I went to an L.A. chat room and got their phone numbers. We started to talk on the phone and we ended up meeting at shows and stuff.
Skrillex
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I answer unknown calls on my cell phone because I'm a fearless person.
Unknown
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!
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A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.
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A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as your FRIEND is a form of...ehem GOOD TASTE!
Unknown
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A fake boyfriend puts a lock on his phone, but a real boyfriend would say hey baby, can u read that text for me....
Kelvin Ironsi
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A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games...
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Sometimes the only reason I get up in the moring is to check my phone to see if last night you were thinking about me the way I think about you every single night...
Unknown
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A 'boyfriend' locks his phone, a faithful boyfriend would say 'Babe answer that or check that text for me.'
Unknown
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April Fools Day prank for a friend: post their car and phone number on craigslist for dirt cheap and watch the phone calls come pouring in.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Azgraybebly Josland
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Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller! -Lance
Pulp Fiction
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When we are unwilling to draw clear moral lines between free societies and fear societies, when we are unwilling to call the former good and the latter evil, we will not be able to advance the cause of peace because peace cannot be disconnected from freedom.
Natan Sharansky
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Murder Inc. got all the hits, everyone's calling me. The illest sh*t I ever did was I made someone pay me $50,000 just to get on the phone. I was an a**hole at the highest level. I said, 'Yo listen man, send me $50k and I'll get on the phone, if not f*ck outta here yo,' I was an a**hole at the highest, yo, a quarter, you heard me, $250,000, I ain't stutter,' click. He sent that paper.
Irv Gotti
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Grace- [on the phone] Yes. This is Grace Adler of Grace Adler Designs. I was in there yesterday. I told you I would be back today. And now you're telling me you're all out? Do you know how much business I've given you over the years? How much money I've spent? You idiots never make enough chili. [Slams down the phone].
Will & Grace
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That awkward moment when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts from your mom.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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