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Funny Phone Disconnected Quotes & Sayings
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You're a true 90's kid if you've ever heard someone say, 'Get off the phone, I need to use the internet.'
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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Stephen Levine
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Letting the phone ring so the person doesnt know you're ignoring them...
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Everytime her ni... tripping, she on the phone with the same crook. And everytime I pull up, she hit me with that same look.
Kirko Bangz
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Once I caught a cell phone that someone threw, and I was like, 'I caught this, now I'm calling somebody' and left it on for the whole set.
Pete Wentz
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I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now, eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
Johnny Knoxville
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Wait, oh, let me see your phone, cause all them bi...es is ratchet. Don't let me get in my truck, cause all them bi...es will catch it.
Nicki Minaj
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If you're out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween!
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I just kicked it at home, I polished up the chrome. Called the druga on the phone, let her know I'm home alone.
Lil Rob
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When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.
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One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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