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Funny Prostitute Quotes & Sayings
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Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Will Ferrell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.
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I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.
Freddie Mercury
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I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. -Red
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Like a shotgun needs an outcome. I'm your prostitute, you gon' get some.
Lykke Li
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You smell like a baby prostitute.
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Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She`s thicker.
Snoop Dogg
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I sell myself for the highest price. Exactly like a prostitute. There is no difference.
Klaus Kinski
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I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.
Freddie Mercury
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The music industry can make you feel like a prostitute.
Jonathan Davis
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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince Philip
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I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.
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Do you realize I'm doin' prostitute laundry?! Do you have any idea of how DISGUSTING that is?!
Huey Freeman
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Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.
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Even a criminal has the right to a new life, but they made sure I did not have that. They just didn't stop calling me a prostitute for ever and ever and ever and ever.
Christine Keeler
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For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whor..house. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.
Dennis Rodman
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
Rebecca West
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