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Funny Punch Line Quotes & Sayings
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I was probably the best that ever walked this earth. And I could take a punch. I could deliver a punch. I didn't have the hardest punch in the world but my punches were sharp and they were crisp. And if you took too many of them, you would be knocked out.
Larry Holmes
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Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
Jerry Stiller
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I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Vince Lombardi
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whor..s. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke)
The Notebook
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Punch line queen no boxer though. Might pull up in a Porsche no Boxter though. Tell a hater; Yo, dont you got cocks to blow? Tell em kangaroo Nick Ill box the hoe.
Nicki Minaj
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I'm so leveled, bro. I gotta let 'em know, shades on like a CSI episode. Throw in a punch line and watch the fans grow. I'm versatile lemme hit 'em with a fast flow.
D Pryde
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I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped outta pre school, Spit molten lava, ain't a second I could be cool.
Chris Webby
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I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dir.. joke and leaving out the punch line.
Roman Polanski
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Blue punch buggie!
Lilo & Stitch
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Oh, sure it seems obvious now but you would be amazed at how many people dont think of it when its relevant. Seriously, just punch him in the face and go get some ice cream.
Unknown
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In the restaurant business, you never want to have enemies, whereas it seems that many politicians judge their success by how high their enemies are and whether they can show that they can hold their ground and give a punch for every punch they take.
John Hickenlooper
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You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for ones self-respect to be a punching bag.
Edward Koch
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My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish.
Stephen Greenblatt
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Rebel souls deserters we've been called. Chose a gun and threw away the sun now these towns they all know our names. The death punch sound is our claim to fame.
Five Finger Death Punch
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Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. Thats bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! Im sorry. Im sorry. Alright? -Ron Burgundy
Anchorman
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Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. Thats bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! Im sorry. Im sorry. Alright? -Ron Burgundy
Anchorman
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Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio.
Ambri Bright
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