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If we had s.., I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks.
Unknown
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In life there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot!
Unknown
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The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.
James Denton
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Anyone who agrees to be interviewed must decide where to draw the line between what is public and what is private. But the line can shift, depending on who is asking the questions.
Terry Gross
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I dont shop in the public. Aint finna wait in line. This not a free throw, its easier from the lay-up line.
Wale
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I think the Internet, particularly the availability of information, is great. I do a lot of correspondence on-line and have a chat line to talk to my fans as well.
Anne McCaffrey
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Bottom line, know your role with someone before you cross the line.
Unknown
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The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Thomas Koenig
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It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he puts his beak right on the line and he's hypnotized!
Joey Santiago
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Its funny because once you do a comedy then the next opportunities you get are sort of in that line. I would love to do something dramatic but right now comedy is more kind of where my wheel house is.
Kristen Bell
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At the eye doctor...Doctor: Please read the lowest line you can. Me: Made in China.
Unknown
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Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.
Unknown
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
Hussein Nishah
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When you're a regular gal, you look in the rearview mirror, and in the bright daylight you see that line around your mouth, but when you're an actress and you see that line up on the big screen, it's, like, seven feet long.
Sharon Stone
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Our bottom line, if you want to call it a red line, president's bottom line has been that Iran will not acquire a nuclear weapon and we will take no option off the table to ensure that it does not acquire a nuclear weapon, including the military option.
Susan Rice
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There is a real vulgarity in the way women dress at the moment. They show off too much and try too hard. They don't understand where the line is between s..y and vulgar. I know where that line is.
Roberto Cavalli
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Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!
Harold H Greene
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Americans enjoy uniformity in a way that the British don't; they wanted everybody of a sort of nice chorus line height and here I was, this person who was a good three inches taller than anyone else on the end of the line.
Jeremy Irons
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A civilized nation can have no enemies, and one cannot draw a line across a map, a line that doesn't even exist in nature and say that the ugly enemy lives on the one side, and good friends live on the other.
Thor Heyerdahl
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This time, don't need another perfect line. Don't care if critics never jump in line. I'm gonna give all my secrets away.
One Republic
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