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Funny Quates On Vacation Quotes & Sayings
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I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
Sara Jeannette Duncan
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I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
Mary Crosby
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.
Craig Wilson
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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has now been on vacation for 27% of his presidency. That means the country could be 27% more screwed up than it already is.
Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scripts. I think it's important to sit back and think about what you want.
Parker Stevenson
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A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic.
Max Von Sydow
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Now I know who my true friends are. The ones who texted me over vacation, the ones who asked how my vacation was, the ones who missed me..
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With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
David Lloyd George
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The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation.
Clarence Day
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A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it.
Marcelene Cox
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I'm more obsessed with the idea of vacation than any one particular vacation spot. I love to explore new places and cultures.
Candice Accola
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Wiz Khalifa
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I hate that feeling you get on the last day of a vacation.
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Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers.
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I want a six month vacation...Twice a year.
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Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers.
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