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Funny Quates On Vacation Quotes & Sayings
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I only come into work to earn more time off...
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If youre the Kardashians, a family vacation means private jets to the Maldives, luxury yachts, and 5-star dinners. But for the rest of us, its usually more about endless car trips, gas station meals, bratty little sisters, and about ten trillion embarrassing moments.
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Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be clearing brush in Texas until Friday. Now he's going to get back to the White House tomorrow. You know, if he doesn't use his vacation days, he loses them, so this is hard on everybody.
Jimmy Kimmel
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One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach - of course - and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.
Oksana Baiul
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Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your vacation.
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
Elbert Hubbard
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I wish I remotely made enough money from my labor to afford a Labor Day vacation.
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My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend.
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There's no vacation from being a parent.
Chevy Chase
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Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation.
Clint Walker
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
Milton Berle
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We are way too close to being halfway through summer vacation.
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My vocation is my vacation. I love what I do.
Nick Cannon
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Well, Pluto, here we are. Now for a swell vacation.
Mickey Mouse
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If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.
Coolio
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Summer vacation = Sleeping in the AM, waking up in the PM.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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And I take probation, I don't want that T.I. and Vic vacation
Lil Wayne
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