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Funny Roses Are Red Jokesred Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
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I love to smell like roses, literally all day!
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With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses.
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And he repents in thorns that sleeps in beds of roses
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I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it.
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God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
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Sometimes I need a shoulder, someone to take me over. Maybe stop and send me roses, 'Cause I'm still a woman and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Up until the War of the Roses there had been continual conflict in England.
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Literally thinking about sending roses to myself on sweetest day...
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Wake up and smell the roses, it's a beautiful day.
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Chocolate manicure and pedicure with roses. Yes pleaseee.
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People watching me, I feel like Amber Roses tits.
Childish Gambino
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I need you like the roses need the rain. Like the poet needs the pain. I just can't live without you. My body and soul are yours.
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I think a guy buying a girl roses can never go out of style. It's just so romantic in my eyes.
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All I see is black roses, drug dealer poses.
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who am I to talk? I aint shittin roses. We in in the same picture but we all got different poses.
Lil Wayne
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Say you write a song about a chandelier, and the chandelier gives off light. And the light is the color red and red reminds you of the color your not supposed to wear around a bull. So you name the song Cow."
Billy Corgan
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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I am completely open to dying my hair from a role. If you look closely, my Enchanted character Giselle had blonde hair for a second. I am happy that Disney agreed with me that I looked much better as a redhead. When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!
Amy Adams
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
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