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Funny Santa Clause Quotes & Sayings
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
Unknown
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In their rules there was only one clause: Do what you will.
Francois Rabelais
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BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Unknown
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
Katy Perry
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I don't have a no-trade clause. I figure someone is going to pick me up.
Bobby Bonilla
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There is no proportional representation requirement in the Equal Protection Clause.
Cass Sunstein
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
Sheila Siggins
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I watched myself put my paw in the bear trap on that one because there was this clause about leaving members.
Elliott Smith
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I had been warned not to get on a motorcycle, sort of. I think there is a clause in most general basic contracts to keep yourself in one piece and not alter your looks without telling them first.
Charisma Carpenter
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I was negotiating a contract to accept Jesus as my personal savior, but he refused to recognize my free s.. clause
Al Medwin
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The Establishment Clause prohibits government from making adherence to a religion relevant in any way to a person's standing in the political community.
Sandra Day O'Connor
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Use of a mentally ill person's involuntary confession is antithetical to the notion of fundamental fairness embodied in the due process clause.
William J Brennan Jr
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Hell, even my garage a menage, Like my ho.. exotic, same as my cars. Million-dollar deposit, you suffer from withdrawals, I got in the game in the bag like I'm Clause.
Malice (Clipse)
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If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause.
Charles Morgan
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If I didn't have this affliction, I would be the first. As a rule the if-clause contains an unfulfillable condition, or the patient's own arrangement, which only he can change.
Alfred Adler
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Last year, the Assembly of the League, as a result of the initiative taken by the Scandinavian nations, further limited and clarified all the provisions of the clause prescribing the duty of states to participate in sanctions.
Hjalmar Branting
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The most emphatic place in a clause or sentence is the end. This is the climax; and, during the momentary pause that follows, that last word continues, as it were, to reverberate in the reader's mind. It has, in fact, the last word.
F L Lucas
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In addition the bill would expand an existing law conscience clause that protects physician training programs that refuse to provide training for abortion procedures.
Ken Calvert
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I believe in Santa. Cause I believe in the Christmas Spirit.
Unknown
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