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Funny Santa Clause Quotes & Sayings
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Santa was a fake.
Stephen Lawrence
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The principle inherent in the clause that prohibits pointless infliction of excessive punishment when less severe punishment can adequately achieve the same purposes invalidates the punishment.
William J Brennan
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The logic is often far-fetched - how does medical marijuana affect interstate commerce? - and some conservatives would like judges to start throwing out federal laws wholesale on commerce clause grounds. The court once again said no thanks.
Michael Kinsley
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The law is constantly based on notions of morality, and if all laws representing essentially moral choices are to be invalidated under the due process clause, the courts will be very busy indeed.
Byron R White
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The average politician goes through a sentence like a man exploring a disused mine shaft-blind, groping, timorous and in imminent danger of cracking his shins on a subordinate clause or a nasty bit of subjunctive.
Robertson Davies
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
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I wish Santa was a one percenter.
Unknown
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Believe in Santa...just beclause.
Unknown
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Dear Santa, all I want for christmas is true love.
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan
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You don't need Visa when you've got Santa.
Unknown
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I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
Jimmy Fallon
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I keep three ho.., But don't call me Santa.
Nicki Minaj
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I keep three ho.., But don't'call me Santa.
Nicki Minaj
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I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.
Esther Dyson
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Santa all I want for Christmas is all the weapons of the world and all the killers behind bars!
Unknown
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Herbert Hoover
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Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill...
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The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Unknown
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the reason santa is always so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Anomymus
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