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Funny Sarcastic Birth Quotes & Sayings
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I didn't want to come up with some generic Johnny Bravo type name. I'm not that cool, so I might as well stick with my birth name.
Colin Hanks
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
James Thurber
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I`m a cancer ridden spectre covering the earth. I`m another hungry baby I`m an accident of birth.
Ub40
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The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.
E M Forster
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We have entered the cell, the Mansion of our birth, and started the inventory of our acquired wealth.
Albert Claude
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Men are trained since birth that happiness comes from tities or bottles. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.
Samuel Beckett
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Whoever happens to give birth to mischievous children lives always with unending grief in his spirit and heart.
Hesiod
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A library is the delivery room for the birth of ideas, a place where history comes to life.
Norman Cousins
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If my accent betrayed my foreign birth, it also stamped me as an enemy, in the imagination of the producers.
Bela Lugosi
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At the end of my life, I have achieved belated fame and recognition in the city of my birth.
Leon Askin
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Well I guess you took my youth I gave it all away. Like the birth of a New-found joy this love would end in rage.
Pantera
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When I stopped seeing my mother through the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself.
Nancy Friday
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I will endure all the time. Hold together in the worst conditions. For at birth we knew it to be one of a kind.
Regina Belle
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Elements burst, gave birth the the verse, get the pen from the nurse, but hook the mic up first.
Rakim
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When you can get people to believe in virgin birth and resurrection of the dead as reality - well, what can one say
Grace McGarvie
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They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.
Ginger Baker
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To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become desperate if there is no birth in our lifetime.
Erich Fromm
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In other words, the man who is born into existence deals first with language; this is a given. He is even caught in it before his birth.
Jacques Lacan
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When I was younger, I thought Labor Day meant all the pregnant ladies had to give birth.
Unknown
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