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Funny Sarcastic Birth Quotes & Sayings
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To give birth is a fearsome thing; there is no hating the child one has borne even when injured by it.
Sophocles
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This is the reason why mothers are more devoted to their children than fathers: it is that they suffer more in giving them birth and are more certain that they are their own.
Aristotle
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That awkward moment when you realize Obamas birth certificate was Osamas last horcrux.
Unknown
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Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more completely human traits are now born.
G Stanley Hall
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
James Thurber
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Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control.
Freddy Fender
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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He fertilizes a phrase or a line of poetry for weeks and then gives birth to it in a speech.
John Colville
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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As soon as I gave birth, it was as if you understand them. They become people, not kids. You start to identify with them. You see yourself in them.
Julie Walters
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My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.
Paula Danziger
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Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...
Unknown
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Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool.
Unknown
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Tact is for people who aren't smart or witty enough to be sarcastic.
Unknown
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You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags.
Unknown
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The main reason I don't have friends is, I don't know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive.
Unknown
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Well I'd love to stay and chat but I fu..ing hate you.
Unknown
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
Unknown
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