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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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Once in a while, I try to sneak in something less known anyway.
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No one is any one thing.
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Sorry if I'm being short with you , I'm not in the mood.
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
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I swear all the short people know each other.
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I cant take short people seriously . They're to cute.
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